OKAY

SO

I'm sitting in the suite waiting for the bathroom heater to get a little toastier before I shower to get ready for bed. And I thought I'd drop a note here about the DISGUSTING FILTHY SWINE-MONKEYS that inhabit the gizmo at night.

This is what they look like:

Note the stumpy little jelly feet they use that render them incapable of walking to the bins to throw their garbage away, and their short piggy arms that make it impossible for them not to make a mess.

AND THEIR PIGGY FACES THAT WON'T STOP WANTING TO BE FED.

They make gross messes.

I wish they would stop coming in.

That is all.

Goodnight.

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Hope all is well.

:)