working at the gizmo is too much fun

Morgan is my friend who lives in the basement.

She is tall and thin, has an afro and long, spindly arms.

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me: *struggling to reach over the sub bar to wipe it clean*

morgan: *walks by with a bucket*

me: MORGAN. HELP MEEEE.

morgan: *looks over at me*

me: Come save me, spider woman! (this is a reference to her spider-like, spindly arms)

*beat*

morgan: You know, just for saying that, I'm not going to help you and let you struggle with your stubby little arms.

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:)