calamity magnet parts iii and iv

I have rashes.

They go from my face to my knees and they tingle with the intensity of a million ants running all over.

And on Sunday, I threw up a caterpillar.

I think he was living in my caesar salad. He made me real sick before I spewed him. I was too sick to take an actual photo of him, so please accept this poorly drawn cartoon of him as a substitute.

So yeah. Hope you're well.

:)

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P.S. It's hard to take yourself seriously when you're frowning like that at the camera for long enough for photobooth to take the shot.