no one ever winks anymore

"Why are you laughing?"

"Because I think you're funny."

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Hi blog.

My arm's itchy. I'm also kind of really tired. Not entirely sure why. I've had a decent nights rest.

I've got a story for you.

We were all in the car on the way home from lunch and I noticed that Adam's nose was chock full of snot. Of course, I just went ahead and told him.

"Dude, you have a tonne of boogers hanging out in your nose."

And he went to pick them. Which is not the problem.

He picked a huge glob and looked at it.

Intensely.

Which prompted me to say,

"NO, MAN. DON'T EAT IT."

Which, of course, prompted him to eat it.

Alex and I then started yelling in the back of the car. Mahm was a bit peeved and asked us why the blend we were yelling. We gibbered that he had eaten his booger and we were grossed out.

When she realised that, she also started screaming.

Adam, completely unfazed, went on to show us the booger on his tongue. That freaked us out more.

So the three of us were yelling about him, and dad tried to give him a high five.

I have the weirdest family in the world.

In other news, I did coursework right after I settled in.

Then I was tired.

Then I stripped down for a nap.

Then mahm called up the stairs that we were leaving for dinner in twenty minutes.

And I groaned and pulled myself out of bed and into the shower.

Then I drank coffee.

ohmygoodnessirememberwhatiwantedtoblogaboutnow.

We went to Chillis for dinner. For some reason, I did most of the ordering. And you know how at Chillis, there's a waiter assigned to your table? Well yeah. Our waiter was cool.

He kept coming by to check if we were alright.

I don't know if that's a thing they're supposed to do or not, but it doesn't happen most of the time I'm there.

And he was all smiley and stuff.

At first, I was really nice to him because I didn't want him to spit in my food.

But then he was really nice back, and then I was just being nice because he was awesome.

When we were done with the eating and walked past him to leave, I caught his eye and thanked him again. He smiled and winked. Okay, I know what you're thinking (yes, I mean you) and I wanna clarify that it was NOT the creepy kind of wink.

It was the friendly kind.

I SWEAR.

Right. So. That was a great story. No one believes me. Awesome.

I'm going now.

BAI.